Quotations from women
about women . . . . .

Inside every older person is a younger person,
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when
you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example,
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-

If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

I think--- therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I never married, because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli-

If men can run the world,
why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


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