Quotations from women
about women . . . . .
Inside every older person is a younger person,
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
The hardest years in life are those between ten and
seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when
you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example,
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb
guy.
- Erica Jong-
If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
I think--- therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I never married, because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli-
If men can run the world,
why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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