Quotations from women
about women . . . . .
Inside every older person is a younger person,
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
The hardest years in life are those between ten and
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
Thirty-five is when
you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can't be a good example,
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-
If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
I think--- therefore I'm single.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--
if you want anything done, ask a woman.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.
I never married, because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late every night.
If men can run the world,
why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a noose around your neck?
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
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